I didn’t get the peeing thing. But remember that Family Guy episode where they get stoned and perform at the school’s talent show? They think they have rainbows and unicorns as they sing and play the guitar, where in reality (because in my world, cartoon ARE reality) they are just belching and screaming on stage? Haha. That’s never happened to me (yeah, right!)
I actually had a version of the illustration with an ‘asterisk’ on the bottom saying something like, “When you’re drunk, the world is your urinal.” I guess I’m playing of how there is the type of guy that will urinate on anything when he’s drunk. But I can see how it was confusing.
Ah, man, a Family Guy reference I can’t remember :( I used to watch the show religiously too. SEND ME A LINK TO IT!
Haha!!! I think I might enjoy seeing that “Raptor” chic on the dance floor!!!
I can so see the Restroom scenarios being played out as well… (Beats the sink scene from “Baby Mama” lol!!!)
awesome!! especially the texting one!! So true..!! Though it would be more fun if you could add “morning after” effects when the guy doesnt even remember he texted!! LOL
Tim, you are so very talented, and the fact that you take the time to respond to your readers makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I think I love you. <3
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58 Responses to “Drunk: What you THINK is happening vs. What is ACTUALLY happening”
The texting one is especially true. Haha. Nice job!
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Not even auto-correct can save the drunk text-er.
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I love the trash can/ mailbox scenario. I’ve “heard” that happens.
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I “heard” it a lot in college haha
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I didn’t get the peeing thing. But remember that Family Guy episode where they get stoned and perform at the school’s talent show? They think they have rainbows and unicorns as they sing and play the guitar, where in reality (because in my world, cartoon ARE reality) they are just belching and screaming on stage? Haha. That’s never happened to me (yeah, right!)
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I actually had a version of the illustration with an ‘asterisk’ on the bottom saying something like, “When you’re drunk, the world is your urinal.” I guess I’m playing of how there is the type of guy that will urinate on anything when he’s drunk. But I can see how it was confusing.
Ah, man, a Family Guy reference I can’t remember :( I used to watch the show religiously too. SEND ME A LINK TO IT!
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good job on the post!
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Reblogged this on Subliminal Dramas.
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Haha!!! I think I might enjoy seeing that “Raptor” chic on the dance floor!!!
I can so see the Restroom scenarios being played out as well… (Beats the sink scene from “Baby Mama” lol!!!)
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I’ve seen the ‘raptor,’ in person. It’s quite the sight. Under no circumstances do you approach the raptor.
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The texting one is my favorite! That one literally had my giggling out loud. :)
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I think we’ve all been on both sides of that one, haha.
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haha you’re probably right!
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“The Raptor” – ha! Thanks!!
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RrraarRGGGhhhh!!!
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I laugh every time I think of it… and now have a sound effect to go with it!
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The twins and bathroom ones made me laugh the hardest.
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Thanks for reading it!
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Texting! happens to me few times, eventho im not drunk. Just a sleepyhead. :P
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Oh man, I’m terrible at texting irregardless of situation.
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Haha, love this! :D
I wish my stick-men looked as cool as yours..
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Stick guys are my specialty. Normal looking people not so much…haha.
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Love that you added the one-eye squint to the texting one.
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That one is actually inspired by a few of my friends that actually do that. It’s the best way for me to tell if they’re drunk.
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Hahaha I love the guy going “how the hell does this drink cost $9?”
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RIGHT!? How the hell DOES that drink cost $9?
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I don’t know! One time I paid $11.50 at a club. Needless to say, it left me in shock for the rest of the night.
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the twins one cracked me up! awesome job!
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Thanks, Gen! Seems to be a fan favorite!
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Nailed it…
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That’s funny, because my mission statement is ‘HAMMER TIME!’
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Love this. I’ve only ever been drunk once, but I remember feeling completely dumb. Fortunately I did not dance. Or text.
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haha, even without drinking, I still get my money’s worth with autocorrect. I AM TERRIBLE AT TEXTING.
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I looooooooooooooooooooove getting drunk texts! They’re hilarious.
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L;KADHAHA, I AGGREEEEEE1 !!! (see what I did there?)
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Yes, I see. You’re very witty. ;-)
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Ha! This post reminds me how glad I am that most of that is behind me!
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Diana, I ‘may’ or ‘may not’ still be in those days, haha.
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I’m gonna go with you ARE! ;)
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Hahaha.. Home-run with this post.. hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loved it from A to Z!
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I love it when twins say “tee hee”. It’s so disappointing when they turn out to not even be twins. Sobriety can be overrated.
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Sometimes, I can’t believe people are ACTUALLY twins.
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It’s a bit weird, isn’t it?
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Come to think of it, all the twins I know aren’t identical, hmm….
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awesome!! especially the texting one!! So true..!! Though it would be more fun if you could add “morning after” effects when the guy doesnt even remember he texted!! LOL
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What would we call that? “Damage control?” haha, there should be an app to stop you if you’re too drunk to be texting.
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Love it
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I wish people thought I looked like a raptor when I danced…they usually think I’m having a seizure.
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Don’t worry, Jen, I’ll think you’re a raptor…I’ll think you’re a raptor.
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So recognizable!
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Reblogged this on Comfortnotspeed and commented:
Me. Usually.
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i think you are super talented plus you make me giggle, so i tagged you. find out how to keep it going here: http://howtoonlinedate.wordpress.com/
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Tim, you are so very talented, and the fact that you take the time to respond to your readers makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I think I love you. <3
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Readers are what keeps this whole thing going! So responding to comments is the least I can do (Even when I’m dayzzzzz late on responding)
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hilarious…
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omg your posts are making my day
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I laughed harder and harder with each scroll down! WELL DONE. thanks for the pre-cup-a-joe laugh!
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Reblogged this on Chicken Scratch.
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