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58 Responses to “Drunk: What you THINK is happening vs. What is ACTUALLY happening”

  1. Marie

    I didn’t get the peeing thing. But remember that Family Guy episode where they get stoned and perform at the school’s talent show? They think they have rainbows and unicorns as they sing and play the guitar, where in reality (because in my world, cartoon ARE reality) they are just belching and screaming on stage? Haha. That’s never happened to me (yeah, right!)

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    • timmer

      I actually had a version of the illustration with an ‘asterisk’ on the bottom saying something like, “When you’re drunk, the world is your urinal.” I guess I’m playing of how there is the type of guy that will urinate on anything when he’s drunk. But I can see how it was confusing.

      Ah, man, a Family Guy reference I can’t remember :( I used to watch the show religiously too. SEND ME A LINK TO IT!

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  2. Svelte

    Haha!!! I think I might enjoy seeing that “Raptor” chic on the dance floor!!!
    I can so see the Restroom scenarios being played out as well… (Beats the sink scene from “Baby Mama” lol!!!)

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    • timmer

      I’ve seen the ‘raptor,’ in person. It’s quite the sight. Under no circumstances do you approach the raptor.

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  3. mysweatyshirt

    Texting! happens to me few times, eventho im not drunk. Just a sleepyhead. :P

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    • timmer

      That one is actually inspired by a few of my friends that actually do that. It’s the best way for me to tell if they’re drunk.

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    • timmer

      haha, even without drinking, I still get my money’s worth with autocorrect. I AM TERRIBLE AT TEXTING.

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  4. free penny press

    Hahaha.. Home-run with this post.. hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    loved it from A to Z!

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  5. Queen Gen

    I love it when twins say “tee hee”. It’s so disappointing when they turn out to not even be twins. Sobriety can be overrated.

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  6. sayingitall

    awesome!! especially the texting one!! So true..!! Though it would be more fun if you could add “morning after” effects when the guy doesnt even remember he texted!! LOL

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    • timmer

      What would we call that? “Damage control?” haha, there should be an app to stop you if you’re too drunk to be texting.

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    • timmer

      Readers are what keeps this whole thing going! So responding to comments is the least I can do (Even when I’m dayzzzzz late on responding)

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